Corn Star

🎶 Corn Star — Sung by Lea Jolie
She didn’t choose the corn life. The corn life chose her.

Step aside, Hollywood — there’s a new kind of star in town. And she’s knee-deep in husks and headlines. In this twangy, toe-tapping, country-fried comedy track, Lea Jolie belts out the story of a 20-year-old beauty queen who wins the coveted title of State Corn Star — and quickly learns that fame ain’t all butter and photo ops.

"Corn Star" plays with all the cheeky charm of a classic country double entendre, drawing hilarious parallels between being the face of an annual corn festival and... well... another kind of stardom. Between posing in a gingham crop top for billboard ads and signing autographs next to the corn maze, this golden girl is grinding harder than the mill at the feed store.

But behind the sparkling tiara and camera-ready smile lies a truth most folks don’t know: being crowned Corn Star comes with nonstop parades, scripted interviews, and painfully perky PR gigs that leave no time for actual fun. There’s no romance, no sleep, and definitely no skinny-dipping at the summer fair — just sweet corn, sweaty handshakes, and a truckload of fake lashes.

With Lea Jolie’s sultry, satirical vocals and a honky-tonk beat that’ll have you two-stepping into trouble, Corn Star is the perfect blend of sass, satire, and small-town spectacle. Whether you’re laughing at the lines or secretly relating to the pressure of being “perfect” in public, this one’s a gem ripe for harvest.

Genre: Country / Comedy
Vibe: Twangy, tongue-in-cheek, playful
Best enjoyed with: A corn dog in one hand and a lemonade in the other